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Critical Failures Robert Bevan

Critical Failures

Robert Bevan

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316 pages
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Tim and his friends find out the hard way that you shouldnt question the game master, and you shouldnt make fun of his cape.One minute, theyre drinking away the dreariness of their lives, escaping into a fantasy game and laughing their asses off.MoreTim and his friends find out the hard way that you shouldnt question the game master, and you shouldnt make fun of his cape.One minute, theyre drinking away the dreariness of their lives, escaping into a fantasy game and laughing their asses off. The next minute, theyre in a horse-drawn cart surrounded by soldiers pointing crossbows at them.Tim now has the voice and physique of a prepubescent girl. Dave finds that while he lost a foot or two in height, he somehow acquired a suit of armor and a badass beard. Julians ears have grown ridiculously long and pointy. And Cooper... well Cooper has gotten himself a set of tusks, a pair of clawed hands, and a bad case of the shits. He also finds that hes carrying a bag with a human head in it - a head that he had chopped off when they were still just playing a game.Shit just got real, and if they want to survive, these four friends are going to have to tap into some baser instincts they didnt even know existed in their fast-food and pizza delivery world.Its fight, flight, or try to convince the people who are trying to kill them that they dont really exist.Meanwhile, a sadistic game master sits back in the real world eating their fried chicken.